i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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