Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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