she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
