When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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