break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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