yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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