Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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