Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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