one two three fourrrrnication!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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