Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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