dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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