he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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