I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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