Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
