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I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

(217): View more from Illinois

... oops

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(217): I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity? (847): haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that. (217): ... oops http://tfl.nu/gsy7

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textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me

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that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.

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(862): textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me (973): that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world. http://tfl.nu/8ia3

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide

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(513): Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide http://tfl.nu/gj7h

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(313): View more from Michigan

you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.

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(313): you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones. http://tfl.nu/7zc6

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(816): View more from Missouri

She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"

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(816): She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore" http://tfl.nu/r6vm

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.

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(847): Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out. http://tfl.nu/8l4x

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(304): View more from West Virginia

you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands

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(304): you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands http://tfl.nu/eruj

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.

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(610): so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried. http://tfl.nu/cyhc

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .

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(502): Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely . http://tfl.nu/di6d

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.

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(301): Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces. http://tfl.nu/8qa1

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(206): View more from Washington

be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.

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(206): be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age. http://tfl.nu/oer4

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(641): View more from Iowa

Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..

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(641): Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good.. http://tfl.nu/el3i

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(303): View more from Colorado

All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"

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(303): All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over" http://tfl.nu/zffi

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(586): View more from Michigan

Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"

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(586): Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh" http://tfl.nu/2zz2

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?

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(757): Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window? http://tfl.nu/40u0

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