I just pynch a tree in the face
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media