She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER