Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(225): View more from Louisiana

shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this

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(231): View more from Michigan

I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"

(1-606): View more from Kentucky

You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.

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(407): View more from Florida

She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night

(401): View more from Rhode Island

no, that is not a typo

(401): View more from Rhode Island

i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday

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(650): View more from California

Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store

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