I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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