Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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