They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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