why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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