im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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