"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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