Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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