This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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