I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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