toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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