it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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