Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.