There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
