Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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