Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I skipped work to stalk him.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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