I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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