oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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