you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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