When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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