yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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