Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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