I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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