i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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