butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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