Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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