i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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