i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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