oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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