so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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