so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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