I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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