yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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