Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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