My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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