Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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