Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
People in love make me want to vomit
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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