Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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