U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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