She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
