Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
