what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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