Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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